Equazonite Share definition Flag Neologism created by Eject. It means happiness. "You're my Equazonite!" "You're sooo equazonite today!" "That's like 90's Equazonites!" Equazonite by Personijeiwrj August 21, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Equazonite mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch