HE DID NOT KILL HIMSELF HE DID NOT KILL HIMSELF HE DID NOT!!!
Bitch: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.
Intellectual: No he did not!
by grebmachine September 7, 2021
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Big guy with big dreams. He plays UNO with some if the most powerful men ever. Also kinda shitty person ngl
Guy 1: "That guys a real smart ass huh?"
Guy 2: "Hes a real Jeffrey Epstein
by Knew too much help October 6, 2020
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A disease causing the condition of mononucleosis (aka mono), which is severe sore throat, fever and an enlarged spleen. It is often referred to as the "kissing disease". It is transferred from saliva, so one can get it from kissing, or sharing drinks. It is a herpes virus, same as the chicken pox (herpes zoster). This often occurs in children, but can also come up in adults. You can treat the symptoms, but the virus will always be in your system.
Yeah, so my girls got mono man. Who's she been kissing?

Yeah, so I've got Epstein-Barr after making out with her. Way to go!
by The AlliCat January 10, 2010
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A virus that many musicians and singers use as an excuse for canceling concert performances.
Brandon Flowers complained of his Epstein Barr and had to cancel a show.
by Nicole F June 3, 2007
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The mastermind behind the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox!!
Theo Epstein is only in his early 30's and has already broken the Curse of the Bambino, create more buzz surrounding the Red Sox than ever before, helped spark everything that the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry has been over the past couple of seasons, caused every game in Fenway to be sold out, and is establishing what could be the next great dynasty!!
by The Green Monster January 12, 2005
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A euphemism for someone who a suspected pederast or pedophile.
Fred was always dating teenage girls, so I wondered if he is a friend of Epstein.
by svenjamie December 28, 2019
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The nicest, most trustworthy guy you will ever meet. Will you help you through everything and will always be your friend. Awesome curly hair with glasses, cute! Very funny and will promise to save you cookies and steak for the next time you come over hi house. The best advice giver ever. Pretty much someone that people cant live without.(:
A kid that goes to my soon to be high school is Justin Epstein.
by MooMoo MacGruber March 30, 2011
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