EPP 

Stands for Embarrassing Parent Police. They are called when parents do something that you wouldn't want your friends to see or hear about.

Susan: "OMG, your mom is doing the chicken dance!!"
Carol: "I know, I'm about the call the EPP to save my reputation!!"

EPP by SBdefiner August 6, 2010

EPP 

Stands for extremly pathetic person

could be pronounced Epp or E-P-P

usualy called to another person

Epp being adjective E-P-P being verb

Person 1: wow look at jeff. Did you see what he did?

Person 2: I know he's such an Epp

person 1: jeff just fell did you see that ?

Person 2: I know he just E-P-Ped all over the place

EPP by Thatguyyouoweicecreamto May 18, 2010

EPP 

short for EXCEPTIONAL PUSSY PROFESSIONAL

Parachute by shwayze
EPP

Love is a drug
Sex is obliged
She was sexin all over me
Like what?
She said she like it slow
So I sped it up
To switch it up
When I hit it up
The sweat was drippin
Her dog was trippin
While the Chihuahua was barkin and bitchin
Scratchin and itchin
Bathroom and kitchen
Im a specialist
In all positions
EXCEPTIONAL
PUSSY PROFESSIONAL
In love with your body
Like a vegan loves vegetables

EPP by CKiDDD June 23, 2009

Epp 

a very very very offensive word, do NOT say this word ever

You epp

Epp by gamsbfiendjd October 21, 2019

epp 

shortform for episode. can be used in different contexts in either a positive or negative fashion.

"did you see aqua teen hunger force last night? good fucking epp"

"did things end badly with you and your girlfriend? ya...bad fucking epp"

epp by jacques macmegalodon December 18, 2005

Epp 

If your name is Epp ur the coolest person ever, you probably dont see your name a lot (unless its some americans celebrity last name) but know that ur super kind and a really good friend if you get the right people to be friends with. You never judge people for what they like or do and you most likely like being alone and listening to kpop or watching anime (or both;) I LOVE YOU EPP

"Epp is always so nice to me shes such a good friend"

Epp by tzutsu123 September 12, 2020

Epp 

Epp is the shortening of
Epic
Pussy
Proffetionel

yep Epp is a legend

Epp by cheese-head May 20, 2021