Yes The Episcopal Academy is a extremley wealthy school and preppy, what most people reading these entries do not realize is that in fact every other private school on the mainline is too. Most of the people writing these definitions are from those schools and though they are writing that Episcopal students drive nice cars like BMWs, Land Rovers, Audis & Mercedes but they do too so dont complain. Many people also say how EA is mostly white and yes it is, but it has much better diversity than almost any other school on the mainline. They also state the fact that EA is only good at basketball (which is very true), they are also extremley good at Crew, Football, Girls Lax, Cross Country, Girls Tennis and a lot of other Sports so dont complain just because your schools cant compete. Even though some people from Episcopal misrepresent us by hanging out with students from The Haverford School and Agnes Irwrin we can still proove that we are better anyday.
"Did that Haverford Guy just write about how The Episcopal Academy students drive nice cars."
"Yeah but he's to focused on himself to noticed the Range Rover, Jaguar and Hummer parked in the driveway of his 6 million dollar house in Gladwyn, PA"
"Yeah but he's to focused on himself to noticed the Range Rover, Jaguar and Hummer parked in the driveway of his 6 million dollar house in Gladwyn, PA"
by suck_it July 10, 2006
The best school in the planet. All of the girls are super pretty and the guys are intelligent and athletic. Send your kid here and they will end up like bill gates.
by ummmokwtf February 3, 2021
Look, I know all of you Irwins, Baldwins, Shipley people, and Haverford boys are always hating on us and each other, but this has to stop! Its terrible how none of us can be friends because of the way our schools have turned us against each other. I personally refuse to believe that the Agnes Irwin girls are all lesbians or bisexuals, and that the Haverford boys are all gay. And not all the girls are sluts. Why can't we all just be friends?
Please stop! The Episcopal Academy is not a bad place, nor are al the other schools! Can't we all just get along?
by sickandtired360 September 27, 2009
A school with a small population in each grade but plenty of rich snobs to make up for it. Most girls at this school are rich brats who have no idea what they're doing unless their mom does their homework for them. The boys pay one smart 8th grader to do their work. The administration at this school blames random students for something that they did not do even thought it was someone else but they can't blame the other kid because he is on the football and basketball team and all they care about is sports.
by shhhhhaibw June 11, 2017
Episcopal is such a preppy fucking school. You can smell our excessive white privilege from a mile away. 1/8th of each grade is colored. Some kids actually try to be smart and excel but you know the white folks take over 🤪. One kid literally set a fire in the boy's locker room. The standard EA white trash kids (some are decent) are lowkey racist and highkey homophobic, ignorant, and hypocritical. If for some reason you want you or your kid to go to EA make sure that you're rich, white, and that you can be popular or else you'll be prone to depression XD.
Where do you go to school?
Episcopal.
Oh, I'm sorry.
or
What's Episcopal Academy?
Episcopal Academy Haverford but worse.
Episcopal.
Oh, I'm sorry.
or
What's Episcopal Academy?
Episcopal Academy Haverford but worse.
by abcdefgpleasenobodykillme November 17, 2018
the suckiest skool at sports, considering that IRWINS WON ON EA/AIS DAY. and could possibly have the ugliest slutiest girls at their skool. nothing else to be said.
by fords all the way November 11, 2006
For some reason, EA kids tend to think very highly of themselves, despite the fact that schools like Haverford, Agnes Irwin, Baldwin and Shipley are ALL better than them at basically EVERYTHING. They did not make the popped collar popped, they are not cool, they are not wealthier. Face it, they are all gay ass new money losers like Hart from that MTV bull shit show.
"that kid's a loser"
"oh that's hart from tv and his EA friends, he must have bought them all their clothes to hang out with him"
"oh that's hart from tv and his EA friends, he must have bought them all their clothes to hang out with him"
by Kyle March 22, 2005