epantsipation

n. e•pants•i•pa’tion. 1. To free from pants, dungarees, trousers; to pull down someone’s pants against his will.

"Information becomes a distraction, diversion, a form of entertainment rather than a tool of empowerment; rather than a means of epantsipation."
-- Barack H. Obama in a speech to Hampton graduates.

“Let’s epantsipate Joe Biden in the cabinet meeting again this afternoon.”

epantsipation by Nathan Arov May 17, 2010

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Epantsipation

Epantsipation
Definition
(noun) The act of removing one's professional or formal work trousers immediately upon arriving home to transition into total relaxation.
(verb - reflexive) To deliberately remove one's own work pants for maximum comfort .
(verb - romantic) To voluntarily and affectionately remove a partner's trousers in anticipation of intimacy.
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Epantsipation Proclamation (noun):
Usage A: The formal, aloud declaration that one is officially done with outside clothes for the day and is transitioning to leisurewear.
Usage B: A playful, romantic announcement to a lover stating that you are ready to remove their pants for some lovemaking.

"After sweating all day at work, as soon as I walked through the door and kicked off my muddy boots, I declared epantsipation, feeling free."
"He poured two glasses of wine, one for him, one for his lovely wife, then looked deep in her eyes, and formally issued an epantsipation proclamation."

Epantsipation by Salohcin July 12, 2026

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epantsipation • epancipation

epancipation

they way an idiot person would refer to emancipation

President Obama: EPANCIPATION!!

epancipation by Carloskk May 12, 2010

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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