eoin is a really REALLY stupid boy, he has a small penis and can’t get any girls, he’s kinda looks like the bfg in a way and he gets friendzoned every time he talks to a girl so mostly he just decides to go gay...if you know what i mean
eoin got friendzoned AGAIN
by iwanttodiepleaseeeee March 27, 2020
A white, blonde, boy with blue eyes who used to have dreadlocks and insists he is black. He plays guitar in a little band called Repeat. He is the most racist and prejudiced person in the world. He is also a fan of hobbling.
Typical Quotes:
"HAHAHAHA!!! Look at that black, gay, jewish, midget woman!!!"
"I'll get you Rathmines!!!"
"HAHAHAHA!!! Look at that black, gay, jewish, midget woman!!!"
"I'll get you Rathmines!!!"
by Biblo December 27, 2005
A little white boi that thinks he’s black.He’s 5 foot 2 and wears a helmet 24/7.Member of the buckethead nation.his nickname is mc stub because he resembles a stub.Carrys around a giant bag that makes him look like a turtle and results in him getting flopped.
by Iyanu69 March 11, 2018
by laur123456 February 22, 2018
Being defined as Eoin you try to be ambitious and most of the time succeeds (for example: making bread from scratch).
by Emullan556 October 17, 2019
A gay man with a tic tac sized penis who is very unattractive and is generally a toxic person to be around.
by SuperPie64 April 25, 2020