One of a mass of people with the same name who all have the tendency to hate one another, due of course to the shared name. Even they think we should start killing off some of the Eoins, for there are far too many around...
by Noel... October 18, 2010
by Toe Mater September 7, 2020
Dirty, blonde haired (comma optional) guy from Ireland. Plays guitar in repeat. Is known for terrible jokes. Had dreadlocks and height deficiency now has dreadlock deficiency and height.
"Wheelchairs are fun, especially when youve just pushed the owner out of them."
"What are you talking about? Equality? You're a woman for a reason, now where's my food?"
"What are you talking about? Equality? You're a woman for a reason, now where's my food?"
by El capitan January 22, 2005
Eoin always looks amazing no matter what he wears, it could be jeans, a T-shirt, even a dress, but he will rock it better than anyone you've ever seen. He is incredibly intelligent and is almost always correct. Unfortunately due to the law of equivalent exchange to compensate for his all-round brilliance his penis is always disappointingly small (think below 6")
by NotEoin January 12, 2021
Eoin is a cool guy and is good at climbing. He is caring and kind and has great hair. He is an amazing footballer and usually a defender. He is talented and can kick you over a fence if you call him ee- oin. He has blonde hair and green eyes and can run faster than than a cheatah
by Supmyman123 December 1, 2019
Damn he looks like an Eoin
by bigdic9inch March 9, 2020
by soccerchicgia February 11, 2019