An indication that something has happened as a result of another thing. Used seriously only by the elderly; and mocked endlessly by their girlfriends.
XxJohnny12: I just found out that tropical lifesavers have been discontinued. WTF? Sadness ensues

GreenInkGirl: lol who uses ensues?
by xxJohnny12 March 29, 2022
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arguing over and over then many gonna stuck in the abysmal riddle which is not immutable. Because they got slump, it will be hard to get out of the hell like quarrel.
My sister will take entrance examination after 2 months, but very erratic and nefarious sister do not allow her study distracting each family members.Ensuing this event, she finally resent and fuck babbling slangs.
by purinsy September 4, 2008
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From the days of newspaper TV Guides that would write two sentence synopses (loglines) of a television show. Sometimes these summaries wouldn't sound comedic on the surface, so "hilarity ensues" was used to ensure the audience understood it was a premise for a comedy.
Tonight on Seinfeld, George decides the best time to have a snack is during sex. Hilarity ensues.
by flobo November 11, 2010
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An ending that can be put onto the ends of stories and plans. A convenient phrase to use when your story or plan sounded really dumb. It usually doesn't make much sense.
Me: Ok here's what's gonna happen: I'll go steal her key's and she will spend the whole night trying to find them!
Other People: (stare)
Me: Hilarity ensues.
by Jake Seifert March 12, 2006
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Something funny is upcoming due to a build-up of circumstantial events, or a comedy of errors.

Sometimes involves rape.
You: Fuck! I just shat my pants!
Rape Panda: *Waits for hilarity to ensue*
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hilarity ensues
by burgernator August 3, 2009
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To do a silly, entertaining and a little bit crazy actions
I met my friend for coffe yesterday. started by talking about our lives, soon we high jinks ensued and we ended up acting our stories, standing up, flailing our bodies and people stared at us.
by R97 March 17, 2019
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