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engagement ring 

A ring you give to your girlfriend that means that you're okay with not having sex with her ever again.
Sue: "So I heard Jeff gave you an engagement ring"
Jill: "Yeah, good thing too. I was getting real tired of putting out for him.."
engagement ring by are595 November 9, 2009
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engagement ring 

The ring given from man to woman when the woman accepts the man's proposal... traditionally the ring should contain one diamond at the least .
I said yes to Frank and he gave me a huge engagement ring!
engagement ring by Sandy Jane February 19, 2008

engagement ring 

the tool of true love. used to tell somebody you want them to be yours and for you to be theirs forever, to be used VERY carefully (unless you are drunk and in vegas, hopefully you can return it then), should be at least 3 months salary from work and 6 months from mind (one usually does figure out whether they will want to marry somebody in a short amount of time but if you wait it works out better, you might even make it to ten years)
man 1:i want to pop the question to my girlfriend

man 2:did you get her an 'engagement ring?'
engagement ring by itlnboy October 18, 2010

Engagement Ring 

The sexual act of having a string of ejaculate wrap around your ring finger. (or any other finger for that matter)
Gerald's mom was shocked and disgusted when she found him in his room wearing an engagement ring.
Engagement Ring by ThePublicEnema January 26, 2011

Kensington Engagement Ring 

Look how trashy that girl is with that kensington engagement ring on her neck.

the engagement ring 

When a man wraps his shaft around his finger.. HA HA HA
My boy Pasfield wraps his penis around his finger claiming it's the engagement ring cos it's bigger than a wedding ring..

indian engagement ring

"fuck guy, ya can't come to fuckin work with an Indian engagement ring on eh? Fuck."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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