energy vampire 

A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.

My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire

energy vampire by netteach March 14, 2003

energy vampire 

someone who steals or trys to bring down your positive energy.

That energy vampire is totally trying to stress me out today.

energy vampire by TheWishingWell December 11, 2006

Energy Vampire 

A person or couple that just sucks the energy out of a room or from a conversation.

You: Did you see Bob at the party yesterday?
Friend: Yes, I left exhausted. Please let me know if the future if he is going to be at one of your parties. He's such an energy vampire.

Energy Vampire by manofwow March 9, 2010

energy vampire 

An energy vampire or an energy sucker is a person who seems to suck (NOT as a metaphore but as a true action) the energy of other people. This means, he has this unusual ability to draw energy from the people around him.
If you know a person who is NEVER tired, always friendly and active, and after being in his presence for a few hours you feel unusually weak and have a will to get away from the person as soon as possible, than he can be called an energy vampire.

This guy, Joe, really is an energy vampire. In his presence, really soon we all were so tired and sleepy we couldn't stand on our feet, but he still kept dancing, lauging and drinking for hours, as if it was 10 in the morning and not 2:30 AM.

energy vampire by Urban_Fellow June 25, 2006

Energy Vampire 

An energy vampire is an individual or a small group of like minded people who have the unique ability to suck the energy from the room.
Almost all people encounter energy vampires in their life but they are mistaken to be 'bitches' and 'dicks'.

Energy vampire numbers are often highest in the education system

Teacher 'stop talking and listen, listen good! You are all to stay behind after the bell so that we can catch up on the math work you all are failing'

student 1 'what a bitch!'

student 2 'my friend you are mistaken, mrs bellend is a textbook energy vampire

Energy Vampire by SamHman February 3, 2010

energy vampire 

An individual toward whom New Agers or other Occultists harbour unidentifiable, negative feelings.

Mom's harshing my buzz. What an energy vampire!

energy vampire by Pope Smot, BSC April 24, 2003

Energy Vampire 

Yeah, yeah. I've heard it all before. Fuck you too you fucking solipsist. Isn't it funny how people who surround themselves with sycophants and people on the payroll are always the self-appointed arbiters morality? Self appointed arbiters of good people and bad people but they're fucking solipsistic to the core. Like the role of other people in life is to be pleasant to they can "live their best life"

Hym "Yup, it's the energy vampires. Not the fucking solipsists who think they're fucking better than you. 'WhY aRe YoU tRyInG tO ComPeTe WiTh Me!? I'm JuSt TrYiNg To LiVe My LiTtLe SoLiPsItIc LiFe WiThOuT hAvInG tO fEeL bAd!' Can't ever be you, can it? Can't be you who is the piece of shit, can it? It's always somebody else. It's not the people trying to abscond other the solution to A.I. Not the people imposing schizophrenia. You don't ever have to do anything. It wouldn't ever be you 'BeCaUsE yOuR bEhAvIoR.' You're trash. Absolute garbo."

Energy Vampire by Hym Iam February 21, 2024