Employee of the Month

The most belittling thing in the universe that an organization can do to a worker.

Employee of the Month? Are you fucking kidding me right now? There is no bigger insult to a working person than "Employee of the Month"!

by TheFleeceMan September 04, 2019

employee of the month

An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.

Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.

Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.

by RidinDirty August 12, 2006

employee of the month

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time

look at that employee of the month. what a dork!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

employee of the month

A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)

by Dr.Pepper July 29, 2008

employee of the month

What I will be once I recatch that infamous awoling Psycho Bitch.

Psycho Bitch, you're own3d!

by Psych Ward Employee February 24, 2005