emotenuse 

Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped line covering one or both eyes created by the backward, angular mullet favored by emo clones.

The length of an emo crybaby's emotenuce can be calculated with the formula A squared plus B squared equals C squared; C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.

emotenuse by Marcus Solomon November 8, 2007

emotetry 

trite and overly emotional poetry usually describing heartbreak.

I can't stomach anyone else's emotetry, much less my own.

emotetry by screaminian January 22, 2011

emote only

A term used and yelled by the one and only YourRage when some wacky shit happens.

"transgender girl"

EMOTE ONLY EMOTE ONLYYY

emote only by SHLEEF SHLOX 44 June 4, 2021

emoteahobag 

One who uses emotes or "emoticons," extensively in online speach. It is often to a ridiculous degree, to the point where they make more faces than words.

Allison was being an emoteahobag in the chatroom, so we had to kick her out.

emoteahobag by cool4dude April 28, 2005

Emotude 

The extint to which you or your friend is emo. A scale from 1-10 based on clothing tightness, buttons found on person, black rim glasses, hair, and most importantly shittyness of bicycle.

Wow Tom your emotude is off the scale today.

Emotude by FSM September 21, 2005

Trump-empted

The day when Donald J. Trump was Elected President of The United States and began the momentum of take action in order to prevent Democrats from destroying America.

Whew! We avoided disaster! Glad we Trump-empted in the election!

Trump-empted by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016

emote control 

The ability to stay silent when surrounded by morons pontificating on subjects they know nothing about

- I'd have thought Daniel would have added his two penny worth by now
- By the look on his face and the blood coming from his mouth, I'd say he's using emote control

emote control by Daniel Connolly April 25, 2007