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emock

An emo jock. A flock of jocks can be emocks, especially when displaying obvious characteristics such as pining, whining, and secret desires to grope during the big game (eg; Rugby, American Football, Curling, etc.).
Emocks often adopt the obviously emo "stripey-shirt" look, but try cover it up using brighter colours, as well as styling their hair in many ridiculous fashions.
A good comparison between an Emock and a regular Emo is that they like to show their "feminine side", and "get in touch with their feelings". In the case of the emocks, however, this is only ever expressed in the ability to wear pink clothing without feeling like a fag.
Person 1: Man look at those emocks over there! Point and laugh!
Person 2: No way man, those will beat us up to hide their obvious emoness!
by Len-a December 11, 2008
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emock

Dude, that picture is totally emock!

Yeah, emos are such losers!
by Jedi Master Luna August 1, 2006
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Emock

An Emo Jock. A man who is both Emo and a Jock.
An Emock may wear faux vintage clothes that they bought from a boutique style store, they are incredibly vain, and are all about sharing there feelings. On the flip side they work out excessively, play football on the beach, and have guys night.
by Robert L. King October 28, 2008
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Ecock

Similar to internuts. A person who fights on the internet with some other person, just to show who's ecock is bigger.
That fools ecock is bigger then all of ours.
by scrotaltorment October 22, 2008
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emoceited

When you're an emotional and conceited person...
Person1: Look at that emoceited person!!
by Mom0ChanDesu April 5, 2009
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emocentric

a combination of "emo" and "egocentric".
The feeling that nobody else is suffering quite as bad as you are.
Oh, you poor thing. You got a B on your paper. You're really suffering. stop being so emocentric.
by Ashara December 5, 2004
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emocan dance

A dance that the emo subculture tells us that it doesn't exsist, but in the depths of the society there is a dance that consists of one bleeding around a hat while listening to any type of screamo-emo music. the hat can be substituted for a puddle of blood, or in rare cases dead babies.
girl: "are you going to the dance?"
emokid: "only if they are playing Hawthorne Heights, the only dance that i know is the emocan dance...forget i said that because it doesn't exist."
by Michael J. Caboose June 11, 2006
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