A bullshit, trash ass award show that won’t give Jimmy Fallon or The Tonight Show not ONE nomination or anything.
Late night hosts such as Jimmy Kimmel and James Corden and their shows get nominated for Emmy’s...
BUT NOT THE TONIGHT SHOW, NOR THE GENIUS AND TALENTED JIMMY FALLON?!
by raflocruz99 September 15, 2019
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The most beautiful person you've ever met, she's radiant and chill, she sees brightness in everyone and will not stop at anything to spread kindness. I think every man needs an Emmi. I love Emmi
"Emmi is so absolutely, astonishingly, cascadingly, unapologetically perfect in every way shape and form"
by Bigboypjamas December 6, 2022
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She is so beautiful! She is thoughtful and sweet! You never forget her! She can be hard to impress ( if you are a boy). She is what every boy wishes they had. A blonde haired, blue eyed, Christian women. If you ever meet a Emmie you need to become friends and then ... maybe more.
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The act of making out with a chick and splooging your pants.
Preston: Splat
Emmy: Whats wrong
Preston: I emmied my pants
by John Stogie January 16, 2008
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she has a great ass! she has brown hair brown eyes and she’s short. she is gorgeous and loyal asf she may have had a bad past that people judge her on but she doesn’t let that get that to her. she’s an amazing friend everyone wants to have! everyone get yourself an emmy
guy: god emmy is perfect

his gf: then why did u break up with her
guy: cuz at the time i didn’t see how much better she was compared to u
by xxdysfunctionalxx March 8, 2018
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A complete and utter Schlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!!!!!
Woman: I slept with 15 guys this weekend
Friend: Oh my god you EMMI!!!!
by Hybrid Kaula April 30, 2008
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emmy (em-me)n./v.: 1. blasphemous slimy creature that slithers where there are lemons present; sometimes referred to as 'oh sh!t here it comes'.
2. the act of doing 'innapropriate and objectionable actions' on a church altar.
1. (noun): I ran for my life screaming as the emmy scuttled towards me.
2. (verb) To the extreme shock and terror of the church congregation, the nun and the priest started to emmy to the left of the collection plate.
by mortimer October 23, 2004
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