Eminem won an award for his music yet he didn't even attend the event just so he could stay at home with his daughter.
by xoxolilylovesyouxoxo May 3, 2007
Marshall Mathers is back in rehab for supposedly popping prescription pills that are sleeping pills.This man has been known for his drug abuse but he is not a drinker.While Hailey Mathers (his daughter) awaits for the day she can be with her father every moment instead of being with her step sister's uncle-Lainey's uncle.His life has been anything but normal but somehow he can keep it all together no more than a regular average human being like you & me.People hate him for his critiscism but you have to remember this man has been ctritised all of his life.He has become something most people of his lifestyle dream of but knowing dreams like that never come true.Give this guy the credit he deserves not the critiscism he's lived with all his life.
--everybody has heard of the real slim shady
by shadythangk-i'm his gurl August 20, 2005
Eminem is one of the most successful rappers. While most people hate him because he "thinks he's black" or something like that, when he himself said "I try not to look at it that way. Being white. I don't wake up every day and look in the mirror, 'Oh. I'm white'." He reacts to haters either not at all or drastically. He's a wonderful rapper, a great actor, and a "Doesn't give f*ck" personality. A lot of his fans (including myself) have the same personality. While others still worship and act like Slim Shady, his evil alter ego. He said himself Slim Shady is not a person, but all his evil, nasty, pervy thoughts.
So really, these three words just sum it all up: EMINEM. F*CKING. RULES.
So really, these three words just sum it all up: EMINEM. F*CKING. RULES.
Hater: "Zomg Eminem is such a poser all trying to be black, bwaaaaaaaaaaaah."
Eminem Fan: "....... F*ck off."
Eminem Fan: "....... F*ck off."
by Eminem's Biggest Fan and Wife October 6, 2011
A white man who thinks he's black and is infamously gay as said in the movie "The Interview". Eminem is someone who hates Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Ben Shapiro, and any other person who makes more sense than a crazy white bitch who can't keep track of her emails (Hint Hillary Clinton)
Hey bro you know that one rapper who made a rap against Trump?
Oh yeah wasn't it that headass Eminem from Missouri who thinks he runs Detroit
Oh yeah wasn't it that headass Eminem from Missouri who thinks he runs Detroit
by MrStealYoVirginity February 24, 2018
a lyrical animal that can ingest hate and turn into classic hits like criminal, i'm back, just don't give a fuck, stan, marshall mathers, amityville, if i had
eminem at his best
just dont give a fuck:
You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
You ain't go' sell two copies if you press a double album.
still dont give a fuck:
I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you
Cut you so fast
When your blood spilled it was still blue
I'll hang you 'til you dangle
And chain you at both ankles
And pull you apart from both angles
I wanna crush your skull
'til your brains leak out of your veins
And bust open like broken water mains.
Criminal: My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!)
That's my motherfuckin balls, you'd better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em
..later into the track..
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Then fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die bitches, bastards, brats, pets!
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin chickens ain't brave enough
To say the stuff I say, so just tape is shut
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask
just dont give a fuck:
You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
You ain't go' sell two copies if you press a double album.
still dont give a fuck:
I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you
Cut you so fast
When your blood spilled it was still blue
I'll hang you 'til you dangle
And chain you at both ankles
And pull you apart from both angles
I wanna crush your skull
'til your brains leak out of your veins
And bust open like broken water mains.
Criminal: My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!)
That's my motherfuckin balls, you'd better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em
..later into the track..
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Then fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die bitches, bastards, brats, pets!
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin chickens ain't brave enough
To say the stuff I say, so just tape is shut
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask
by yask87 September 7, 2008
Eminems song called Kill You
"Chorus: Eminem
Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me
Girls neither - you ain't nuttin but a slut to me
Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef
You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead
for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said
But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me
Bitches too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me
.. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)
Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?)
Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you..
"Chorus: Eminem
Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me
Girls neither - you ain't nuttin but a slut to me
Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef
You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead
for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said
But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me
Bitches too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me
.. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)
Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?)
Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you..
by Quenetteo September 25, 2005
The best white rapper ever lived, and proly the best that will ever be. And most ppl call him a wigger but man hes freakin awsome, and he has a lot of enimies but hes tryin to get away from that because of his daughter and i think youd have to have balls to do that for your kid.
by Jon Jackson (Lyrical Assasin) August 16, 2005