poor puppy's Kong 

when you give the dog the end of the peanut butter jar and you just leave it in the jar and let them eat out of it

I gave my dog a poor puppy's Kong last night. It's time to go shopping for more peanut butter.

poor puppy's Kong by caelhammer November 30, 2016

i like puppy's

An absolutely random phrase you utter after asked a personal question. Also can be used if asked any question you don't want to respond to.

Q:Hey are you fucking my sister?
A:I like puppy's.

Q:Where is your homework?
A:I like puppy's

i like puppy's by adskinifpoop April 2, 2007

Spins you like a puppy’s bowtie 

When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning

Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.

Spins you like a puppy’s bowtie by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022

Who's fucking this puppy 

Basically like who's in charge here ,whos the boss

"whos fucking this puppy me or you"
Who's fucking this puppy

Who's fucking this puppy by jahonfroy October 2, 2018

boone's farm slush puppy 

A poopy explosion brought on by drinking too much Boone's Farm in which the desecration happens on the feet.

"Man, I brought this girl back from the bar and she Boone's Farm Slush Puppy (ied) all over me."

boone's farm slush puppy by SLUTPUPPY69 May 31, 2018

puppy snack

punz.

“do you know punz?”
“yes omg punz my little puppy snack”

puppy snack by punztwt June 10, 2021

Puppy Sized Elephants 

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.

Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

Puppy Sized Elephants by RobotAmputee August 24, 2010