A guy who blows 8 grand on a night at a strip club with two Eastern European strippers, and still goes home alone. A man with a blind ignorance to his enormous powers over the fairer sex.
I did an Emil last night and woke up this morning with an empty bank account and a vague recollection of learning rudimentary Russian.
by The brak daddy March 13, 2015
Emil is a guy who is caring and an absolute pleasure to be friends with. He is super talented and others are often jealous of his creative skills. He has a very sarcastic character and never fails to make others laugh. Emil is the type of person who gives who loves and shares. He has a big heart and also is a gentleman. He is very attractive and a keeper. He is the joker in a room and make your day better after having a conversation with him.
by shaz_4358 November 25, 2021
by Sexy Big Dong Man September 13, 2021
He is a sexy guy with a large dick around 12 inches and every girl that meets him will fall in love in seconds!
by LightEgo1 June 8, 2017
a crazy environmentalist child, usually straightedge but typically sexually psychotic. listens to emo headbanger music and popular music. dresses like an emo hooker!
by JoviJava October 24, 2008