emaculator

one who's immense optimistic proposal to some incredible , amazing, magical outcome is clearly bullshit cause you know he's just an oversized dick-head spewing ejaculator. Always involves money and a false sense of security.

Rush: Our "Great Emaculator" is going to bring peace to our homeland by continuing this war in Iraq.

by mr butcher March 15, 2008

emaculant

Being great at something the first try.
Getting what you want & need a certain way.

Yo, Dude you're emaculant for landing that treflip!

by SirLauf December 29, 2014

emaculate

A form of the word immaculate used by shady people trying to sell usually crappy cars.

This mercedes is emaculate with 300K miles and a damaged title and interior

by skwerlabusr April 23, 2011

eMACulate chorus

When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.

The Network is acting up again! i guess i'll have to reboot
emaculate chorus

by Jaywalks February 24, 2010

Premature Emaculation

The act of going into the Apple store and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any social networking site such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many unnecessary pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer.

It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.

Teenage Girl: Oh my god, let's go into the Apple store and take a bunch of pictures! We can twist our faces or make it look like a comic book! YAY!

*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*

Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!

Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!

by matthejew September 27, 2009

emaculate

The most underused word that can literally be used for any and every situation— and by that I mean ANY and EVERY situation.

No one: **simply existing**
Me: Thats SO emaculate.

by hinouye808 February 8, 2021

Emaculate

Being great at something the first try.

Getting what you want & need a certain way.

Alex thinks he emaculate cuz he thinks he gonna look nice he gonna be emaculate

by Mr.Proxy May 8, 2019