EMC

EXCUSE ME CHIEF

“Yo Sloth just shit in the woods and wiped his ass with his golf towel”
“EMC”

by JDNevaLoss December 7, 2019

EMC

Eat my clit.... for when you’re a girl and you really just wanna day SMD, but you don’t have a dick so you don’t have to come up with something better before a smartass interjects.

John: “You actually kinda suck some days.”
Kylie: “Well, you know what I don’t care so SMD.”
John: “you don’t have a dick.”

Kylie: “Well then EMC.”

by EMC_Bitch December 18, 2017

EMC

“Early Morning Crust” - when one looks rather crusty early in the morning.

“Damn, she has a bad case of EMC.”

“I woke up with EMC today after that party.”

by snickerdoodlesyrup January 20, 2019

EMC

Eat my cornhole.

EMC BETCH.

by NaitoHoshi April 9, 2009

emc

a dangerous gang formed off the streets of prentice and progress

dont fuck wit me im in the emc

by chase barnett August 17, 2006

emc

A Martial Arts Team That "Entertains The Masses." By Doing Choerygraphed fights and gynastics combined with martial arts. The 2 Most Popular Members of E.M.C are Xin Wuku And Jae Phan. E.M.C Stands For Evolved Monkey Combat.

I Heard EMC Is In Town!

by Marinkovich36 September 17, 2006

emc

an internet short for "eat my cock"

dude ur such a douche bag, emc

by j kling March 25, 2006