dont fuck wit me im in the emc
by chase barnett August 17, 2006

A Martial Arts Team That "Entertains The Masses." By Doing Choerygraphed fights and gynastics combined with martial arts. The 2 Most Popular Members of E.M.C are Xin Wuku And Jae Phan. E.M.C Stands For Evolved Monkey Combat.
by Marinkovich36 September 18, 2006

by JDNevaLoss December 06, 2019

Eat my clit.... for when you’re a girl and you really just wanna day SMD, but you don’t have a dick so you don’t have to come up with something better before a smartass interjects.
John: “You actually kinda suck some days.”
Kylie: “Well, you know what I don’t care so SMD.”
John: “you don’t have a dick.”
Kylie: “Well then EMC.”
Kylie: “Well, you know what I don’t care so SMD.”
John: “you don’t have a dick.”
Kylie: “Well then EMC.”
by EMC_Bitch December 18, 2017

by snickerdoodlesyrup January 20, 2019
