Early Morning Crust” - when one looks rather crusty early in the morning.
“Damn, she has a bad case of EMC.”

“I woke up with EMC today after that party.”
by snickerdoodlesyrup January 20, 2019
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Eat my clit.... for when you’re a girl and you really just wanna day SMD, but you don’t have a dick so you don’t have to come up with something better before a smartass interjects.
John: “You actually kinda suck some days.”
Kylie: “Well, you know what I don’t care so SMD.”
John: “you don’t have a dick.”

Kylie: “Well then EMC.”
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by EMC_Bitch December 18, 2017
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A Martial Arts Team That "Entertains The Masses." By Doing Choerygraphed fights and gynastics combined with martial arts. The 2 Most Popular Members of E.M.C are Xin Wuku And Jae Phan. E.M.C Stands For Evolved Monkey Combat.
by Marinkovich36 September 17, 2006
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Enforced Male Chastity

Male chastity exists because there is a large fan base for it. A base that is growing in popularity daily. Many men enjoy it because they like the way it makes them feel emotionally and physically. Women like it for the same reasons.

A quick rundown: A male chastity is a device that is placed over the male penis to restrain it from being used for sexual entertainment. In such a device, you cannot masturbate, have sex or even get a full hard-on.
My girlfriend loves EMC. She love's to tease me constantly, and our relationship has gotten so much better since we started.
by EW18 September 30, 2018
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