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Elokio

Brings joy, happiness, love, care. But can be rude, unsettling, hateful and fearful
Jack brings me elokio
by Elokio__ June 18, 2022
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The Elokobi Rule

The un-written law of football where if George Elokobi, the wolves legend, scores a goal on FIFA or Pro Evolution it counts as 19.

A similar rule applies to Emile Heskey, whose goals are worth 5 a piece. However if both players score in the same game "blump saturation" occurs which means both players goals are now worth 1. Blump saturation has never been forced to date due to it's unlikelyness.
Nick: An elokobi hatrick, amazing. I make that 57-2. I love The Elokobi Rule.
Sid: Correct, but it only takes one heskey goal to make it 3-3
Nick: Well that's blump saturation for you.
by Elokobi'sNephew January 24, 2010
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elodio

A bitch ass, little dick, bowl cut, awkward nigga. Elodio’s also tend to like receiving backshots. elodio can also stand for Even Longer Odor Dick Ingrown Orgasm
Ay look it’s that bitch ass nigga elodio!
by madiclooklikeablunt May 9, 2024
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