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Elmo, The Penis

The big American penis donated when alive, to the penis museum. Amazing that a human penis this big was actually given up while living, just to be preserved and put on display in a museum.

While there are probably a lot of huge penises, there aren't many that end up in a museum for public inspection.
There's only one Elmo, The Penis. I've seen him in the museum, and that's where he belongs!
Elmo, The Penis by Museum Visitor October 25, 2009
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ELMO The Penis 

Elmo The Penis - is the name of the only real human penis in the only penis museum, located in Iceland - www.phallus.is

Elmo is huge, is complete with testicles, and was donated by an American while still living.
Elmo The Penis is the primary specimen in the world's only penis museum, located in Iceland. Elmo The Penis came from America, but is one of Iceland's tourist attractions!

Elmo The Penis is a really big penis.

If you know someone who has an Elmo Penis, they are very unique and very well endowed.
ELMO The Penis by Bipod August 24, 2008
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