Elijah is an E/I NFP personality type. around some, he is an absolute fucking moron that won't stop talking, but to others, he is a charming person who (under the right pretenses) can brighten your day. he is a jack of all trades, but master of none. He has a witty, deadpan humor, and if you get him mad, he will fucking obliterate you with facts. even if he's wrong, he will never admit it. his manner may annoy you at first, but after a while, he will become endearing. If he likes you, he would never tell you. This is his major downfall, though, as he's been fixated on this one girl for like 2 years and he wont fucking let it go even though i should.
Elijah is pretty gay man
Don't be a Elijah
by ur_mom2 May 24, 2018
Kinda a good guy can, be shady at some points in time. Makes it seem like he’s the best person in the world but deep down inside he just wants to rape you. DONT TALK TO ANYONE THATS NAME IS ELIJAH
by Elijah’s March 2, 2019
Huge doucher, capable of lameness, has slept with 14-17 women or men between the ages of 15 and 50 in any given decade, believes in hogzilla, and frequently overeats.
by PornTrek February 3, 2010
a really dumb bitch who thinks he’s funny but he’s not. in reality he looks like splinter, the sensei from teenage mutant ninja turtles. he loves to start shit. his nickname would be “go dice”
by bbaj April 25, 2019
Elijah if you dont get yo ugly baked bean nose ass outta here ole booty clapping gerbal looking ass im bout to flame yo ugly ass now looking like E.T ole ugly ass yo head bigger than planet earth ole ugly ass
by Deezzzzzzzzz Nutzzzzzzzzzzzzzz May 5, 2016
by thatkindofperson January 15, 2015