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Elephant in a Dryer

A behavior women are irresistably attracted to in which a male suitor spins his flacid penis repeatedly while making elephant noises for effect.

The motion of the penis invokes a mental image of an elephant spinning around in a dryer, thus arousing the female into initiating sexual contact and ovulating uncontrollably.
Hey you!

(whips it out)
ELEPHANT IN A DRYER!

Female says "TAKE ME NOW!"
by ShartyPants July 3, 2015
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