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elephant dick

the biggest funnel you could ever come across. remember
to turn the valve clockwise and NEVER funnel moonshine. fits eight beers, HAVE FUN
HOLY CRAP, that elephant dick barely fit in my mouth
elephant dick by asiabby November 30, 2010

elephant dick

a very long and fully packed blunt which is rolled with two or more dutches/games/phillies/white owls/swishers/wraps put together lengthwise. usually enjoyed between 3-5 people in order to get the fullest effect. generally rolled on 4/20 of a given year, but absolutely not limited to that day. predecessor to and generally confused with the term 'extendo'
tell them about the elephant dick we rolled last wednesday....it hit so nice and burned so long, i can barely remember the whole experience. mann its a good thing i took a photo, and props on rollin that by the way
elephant dick by 520 west side April 15, 2010

elephant dick

A no-pussy-getting ass nigga. To be clear, a bitch ass nigga whose cock cannot fit in a woman's pussy. A homo.
Jerome forgot he's a ghetto ass elephant dick nigga that's why Stacy won't suck him off.
elephant dick by killsickdick August 5, 2020

Elephant dick

A dick shaped like the trunk of an elephant when erect
Dominic’s got a elephant dick it’s big and black I love riding it

Elephant dickin 

When someone won't leave you alone.

When someone isn't doing their job.

When someone is slow at something.
Percy won't stop elephant dickin.
Elephant dickin by Grifgrif9262 March 14, 2021

Elephant dickin 

When someone won't stop following you.

When someone doesn't do their job.

When someone is slow at something.
Percy won't stop elephant dickin.
Elephant dickin by Grifgrif9262 March 14, 2021
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