elena gilbert 

A badass human turned vampire in love with both Salvatore brothers and constantly somehow in trouble that involves Stefan and Damon to be shirtless. Often compared to as the luckiest character in TVD.

Girl 1: Delena for life
Girl 2: nah b your stupid stelena obviously wins

Girl 1: whatever but Elena Gilbert is so lucky to be in both ships

elena gilbert by pinkfluffyvampires December 12, 2016

elena gilbert 

elena gilbert is an amazing awesome selfless person she gave up her life so her best friend bonnie could live.

toxic tvd fan that girl is elena gilbert a horrible person non toxic tvd fan that girl is a elena gilbert

elena gilbert by bponb November 16, 2020

pull an elena gilbert 

having someone use mind compulsion to erase your memories of someone you lost because it hurts too much missing them all the time

bro i just miss her/him so much i wish i could pull an elena gilbert rn

pull an elena gilbert by lilybloom August 20, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008