Elakianism 

Obscure Religion that originated in central Asia.
It's main principles are to treasure and excel your body and to respect your acquiantances.

'Bob next door became Elakianist last week'
'Elakianism is predominant in central Asia'
'We don't learn about Elakianism in school'

Elakianism by B' lizzle February 1, 2009

Elainaism 

Something which is said when it is blatenly obvious or something which doesn't make sense.

Harry: Do imigrants come from Britain?
Sam: No, they come from all over the country.
Harry: You idiot thats an Elainaism.

Imigrants don't come from Britain they come from all over the country.

Elainaism by Ur friendly neighbourhood jew August 10, 2009