Ejai 

Ejai is a unique name that combines the names Erika and Jose. It has both Latin American and West African roots. Ejai is known to be incredibly feisty and fearless, although she is typically short, stubby, and incredibly annoying at times. Her heart is made of pure gold and it's the only thing bigger than her head and ego. Despite being illiterate, she contains a vast vocabulary made for insulting people with no regard for their feelings. Overall, she knows how to balance being a menace and being loving.

¡Ejai, sueltame, coño!

Ejai by The African Menace May 11, 2023

ejail

The condition of being enslaved by the contents of your inbox for an inordinately long period of time. This typically takes place in one of three situations.

1. When returning to work from holidays to find nine million people need an answer from you RIGHT NOW.

2. When your ex gets shitfaced and spends all night writing you their life story, then promises to post compromising videos of you together if you don't reply to them in equally excruciating detail.

3. When it's the holiday season and out of politeness you have to send insincere good wishes to innumerable relatives, acquaintances and business contacts who you haven't so much as farted near since the same time the previous year.

Sorry Bill, I can't come to your cocaine and strippers party. I'm facing three days of ejail after this fucking conference.

ejail by Gun Arvidssen December 27, 2009