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Either/Or 

A great hypothetical game to play at a bar or at work to find out who you think is the hottest or most disgusting person. You have to choose between two people on which you’d have missionary style sex, lights on, eyes open, and you can’t choose death.
Dude, Either/Or: Tatiana or Alex. You have to bang one or the other and can’t choose death.
Either/Or by TexasDiesel February 21, 2021
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either-or scenario 

Either you are fully compliant with a rule or you don't get the credit
For an exam, it's a either-or scenario, either you pass it or you fail.
either-or scenario by Didou April 5, 2010

either / or game 

A game usually played when bored or horny, the game involves naming who you would rather shag. The rules are as follows. Person A thinks up two people and says, for example 'Jess or Sophie'. Person B must then decide which person they would rather fuck and must then reply. The only way to get out of answering is if a member of the same sex is mentioned and you are not gay. If this is the case then the phrase 'I will never bone a man' or something similar must be said.
When playing the either / or game:

Person A: Naina or Fatema
Person B: hmmm .... Naina
Person A: Even if your nob is coated in shit?
Person B: ... No
either / or game by The Old Shaft December 10, 2007

The Either / Or Party Game 

The "Either / Or" party game is a game of choices played in a closed room (no spectators). It is played with 4 or more players. This is a no questions asked consensual adult game. Players agree to follow the rules and leave ego and inhibitions at the door. It requires one set of dice, three bottles of liquor (marked A, B, and C), a hat (or large bowl), and a list of ultimatums written on paper. The set up is simple. Each player is assigned a number on the dice (1 -12). Use more dice if more players are present. Write ultimatums on each piece of paper, fold them, and place them in the hat. The papers read like "take off one article of clothing OR take one shot from bottle A". They can be as risque as you like. They can say "Drink 2 shots from bottle C OR place your hands down player #4's pants for 2 minutes" or "Take off one article of clothing OR french kiss the person directly to your right for 1 minute". No activity can last more than 2 minutes though (it slows the action). Most "Truth or Dare dares can apply as long as it is given in two different choices.
Playing "The Either / Or Party Game": Everyone sits in a circle with the hat, 3 bottles, and dice in the middle. Each player takes a turn (going clockwise) starting with the oldest person first. Once play starts, anyone can forfeit their turn by simply taking off an article of clothing and drinking a shot of one of the bottles (both must be done). Any player can "fold (quit) at any time. A folding player must stay in the circle in their underwear for the duration of the rest of the game. The folded person still holds their dice number, and must continue to participate if a playing member rolls their number. Unconscious players are excempt from all game activity since consent is not available. The winner is the last person to fold. Game can also end with a vote of all players (folded and active).

Cummel either/or Pissel 

Swimming in a tunnel filled with bodily fluids

Examples include: Sea men, Urine
"You guys down to Cummel either/or Pissel in the sewer?"

You either do or don't 

Basically saying do it or don't,it just matters on what happens on one of those choices. If you or someone else is not really wanting to do something, but at the same time you technically can do that thing, that's where the phrase "You either do or don't" comes into play.
Example 1: Someone that works can get up to go to work, but they don't want to, if someone else says or that person remembers the phrase "You either do or don't", they will think about the outcomes of either decision, therefore proceeding with one of the choices depending on how they want it to play out.

Example 2: Have better eating habits to better your health or keep up bad eating habits and then your health declines

either and or both 

tom - hey jim, do you want some ice cream or a swift kick in the nuts?

jim - either and or both
either and or both by cookie May 25, 2004
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