Eighteen

It is now legal to do everything you're been doing the past years anyway.

You're old enough to know better but young enough to give a shit.

You can legally drink (yay adulthood)

You're only 12 points in scrabble

567,648,000 schönes old

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eighteen?
DAMN WHERE DID THE TIME GO.

by Leeeeeev May 22, 2024

eighteen o'clock

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.

At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"

by jpg3 September 21, 2011

eighteen years old

The year when your parents no longer whoop your ass.

Person 1: I TURNED EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!
Person 2: No more ass whooping from your parents!

by iTwilight April 12, 2009

Eighteen Years-Good

adj; somthing that is as wonderful as sex that is so good, its worth the eighteen years of child support your ass has to pay for not wearing a condom.

Leaving it in felt really good, but not eighteen years-good.

by robes March 10, 2006

Eighteen Enough

Adjective - A phrase indicating that a girl who is traditionally jailbait is built like a girl who has reached the age of consent. It usually indicates she has a fantastic body, great breasts, amazing legs that go on for days, or an ass that just won't quit- fantastic enough that one wishes she was already 18, and mature enough looking that one would not feel any moral quandary should they have intercourse with her.

Question: Did you watch Mad Men last night? That girl who plays Sally Draper was looking fine as hell. I'd love to tap that. Is she eighteen?

Answer: She's eighteen enough.

Reply: Hell yeah she is.

by Sir_Sloth June 23, 2014

Eighteen year bet

When a group of males invite a group of females to a pool party and ejaculate into the pool. The guy who doesn't get a single girl pregnant is declared the winner.

Jeff: jimmy is down with the guys playing eighteen year bet.
Bob: quite the risk taker he is

by Beekmaster21 November 23, 2017

Eighteen Visions

Amazing Metalcore/Hardcore band from the Orange County in America. They are NOT Metrosexual, if you want metrosexual look at Jockboy Beckham.

Vocals - James Hart
Lead Guitar - Keith
Guitar - Ken
Bass - Mick
Drums - Trevor

Amazing songs to check out:
Waiting For The Heavens
Vanity
Lost In A Dream
A Short Walk Down A Long Hallway
Gorgeous

OMG I've seen them twice in concert and nothing beats them!!!!!!

by stu May 2, 2005