Eggs Layton Share definition Flag Someone who eats a shit ton of fucking eggs day and night and gets no bangs (no intercourse) That guy is a right Eggs Layton! All he does is eat eggs for every meal and never bangs any girls....what's he playing at!? Eggs Layton by Run The Juelz February 9, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the Eggs Layton mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch