we've all been egging houses right? an eggnoger is one who participates in eggnogging, the art of lighting a ziploc bag, doused in gasoline, on fire and leaving it on someones front porch to observe them stomp it out, leaving a hugeass eggnog mess.

friend:dude, just light it and run
eggnogger:ok ok, GO GO GO GO GOO!
old man victim to the eggogging:you goddamn eggnogga's!

eggnogger by may fannie January 8, 2008

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Eggnogging

The action of a gentleman pulling out before climax and shooting on their partners face, then sprinkle their covered face with nutmeg.

"I still can't see from last night's Eggnogging."

Eggnogging by Togacub August 28, 2019

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eggnoggin

Da headachy fuzzy-brained feeling dat you wake up with after an evening of gluttonously guzzling "thickened flavored milk" Christmas-cordial. Said painful woozy hangover can occur even if said super-rich liquid-libation isn't of the "spiked" variety, since each sip packs so many calories and carbs.

I really "went to town" scooping up bargains at WalMart's post-Christmas groceries-sale, and now I gots a major case of eggnoggin!!

eggnoggin by QuacksO January 7, 2020

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