Egg on bread

You say this when someone makes you feel stupid or purposely trying to embarrass you

Person A: Remember that time you fell over infront of your crush?

Person B: Ok why you making me feel like egg on bread for

Egg on bread by Fuckbonnie May 23, 2026

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it ! 

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.

EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it ! by Klausey September 15, 2009