egg master 9000 is also known as fernando or nand he is a rather fat demiboy who sucks cock as a hobby. his head is egg shaped and he is adored by parents and adults alike. he may also be known as the imortal old ass kid.
egg master 9000 is used in a sentence when you want to bully some one such as: yo you look like egg master 9000.
to commando roll into a grave just before the body is lowered into it. then proceed to date rape the corpse. fuck the shit out of it and attempt to break about using the bodies pelvis (as it provides spade like features). after the escape one would take the pelvic bone and knock out some dirty fucking jews. Engmaster does not mean an idiot in Runescape, but the counter part is "to fuck anti jewish preists" the Legendary Liberator loves cock, amen brothers.
"holy fuck! did u see that dude engmaster just then? fuck me, if i knew we where going to a Bamistfa I would have brought my fucking skull cap!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'