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egg master 9000 

egg master 9000 is also known as fernando or nand he is a rather fat demi boy who sucks cock as a hobby. his head is egg shaped and he is adored by parents and adults alike. he may also be known as the imortal old ass kid.
egg master 9000 is used in a sentence when you want to bully some one such as: yo you look like egg master 9000.
egg master 9000 by snapkid666 October 5, 2017

egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.
Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”
egg masher by Harryhardhelmet January 5, 2023

engmaster 

A saying refering to someone as an idiot in RuneScape. Created by legendary Liberator 1.
engmaster by neddy5656 January 27, 2008

Engmaster 

to commando roll into a grave just before the body is lowered into it. then proceed to date rape the corpse. fuck the shit out of it and attempt to break about using the bodies pelvis (as it provides spade like features). after the escape one would take the pelvic bone and knock out some dirty fucking jews. Engmaster does not mean an idiot in Runescape, but the counter part is "to fuck anti jewish preists" the Legendary Liberator loves cock, amen brothers.
"holy fuck! did u see that dude engmaster just then? fuck me, if i knew we where going to a Bamistfa I would have brought my fucking skull cap!"
Engmaster by Engmaster March 31, 2008