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egg master 9000 

egg master 9000 is also known as fernando or nand he is a rather fat demi boy who sucks cock as a hobby. his head is egg shaped and he is adored by parents and adults alike. he may also be known as the imortal old ass kid.
egg master 9000 is used in a sentence when you want to bully some one such as: yo you look like egg master 9000.
egg master 9000 by snapkid666 October 5, 2017

egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.
Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”
egg masher by Harryhardhelmet January 5, 2023

engmaster 

A saying refering to someone as an idiot in RuneScape. Created by legendary Liberator 1.
Wow look at that engmaster, what a village idiot!
engmaster by neddy5656 January 27, 2008

Engmaster 

to commando roll into a grave just before the body is lowered into it. then proceed to date rape the corpse. fuck the shit out of it and attempt to break about using the bodies pelvis (as it provides spade like features). after the escape one would take the pelvic bone and knock out some dirty fucking jews. Engmaster does not mean an idiot in Runescape, but the counter part is "to fuck anti jewish preists" the Legendary Liberator loves cock, amen brothers.
"holy fuck! did u see that dude engmaster just then? fuck me, if i knew we where going to a Bamistfa I would have brought my fucking skull cap!"
Engmaster by Engmaster March 31, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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