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egg master 9000 

egg master 9000 is also known as fernando or nand he is a rather fat demi boy who sucks cock as a hobby. his head is egg shaped and he is adored by parents and adults alike. he may also be known as the imortal old ass kid.
egg master 9000 is used in a sentence when you want to bully some one such as: yo you look like egg master 9000.
egg master 9000 by snapkid666 October 5, 2017

egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.
Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”
egg masher by Harryhardhelmet January 5, 2023

engmaster 

A saying refering to someone as an idiot in RuneScape. Created by legendary Liberator 1.
Wow look at that engmaster, what a village idiot!
engmaster by neddy5656 January 27, 2008

Engmaster 

to commando roll into a grave just before the body is lowered into it. then proceed to date rape the corpse. fuck the shit out of it and attempt to break about using the bodies pelvis (as it provides spade like features). after the escape one would take the pelvic bone and knock out some dirty fucking jews. Engmaster does not mean an idiot in Runescape, but the counter part is "to fuck anti jewish preists" the Legendary Liberator loves cock, amen brothers.
"holy fuck! did u see that dude engmaster just then? fuck me, if i knew we where going to a Bamistfa I would have brought my fucking skull cap!"
Engmaster by Engmaster March 31, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026