Egg voice is a mysterious happening, egg voice cannot be forced or planned. Egg voice just happens. One minute you'll be having a normal conversation and the next.....you sound like theres a whole egg stuck at the back of your throat. Egg voice can only be removed by a short sharp cough or swallowing, however...once egg voice has taken over you its nice to keep it going for as long as possible.
L - "So 'R' what time are we GOING OUT AT?"
R - "HAAHAHAHAHAAAA"
L - "OMG i've got egg voice....tell me something to say!!
R - "Do an impression of ______"
L - "My name is _____ - FUCKS SAKE, I swallowed"
R - "HAAHAHAHAHAAAA"
L - "OMG i've got egg voice....tell me something to say!!
R - "Do an impression of ______"
L - "My name is _____ - FUCKS SAKE, I swallowed"
by luehlueh December 10, 2010
by egg collector January 28, 2004
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
by *ChRiStA* April 23, 2006
The words that come out of the mouth of any German that doesn't speak English well. Generally pronounced "not ze ielloo of ze ek"
A (american): *insert compliated English sentence here*
B (german): Sorry, my English is not the yellow of the egg, I do not understand.
B (german): Sorry, my English is not the yellow of the egg, I do not understand.
by Professional German Idiot Guy April 11, 2020
Scrambie Eggs is a more polite way to refer to the process in which sperm coagulates when it comes into contact with water.
I was in the shower, and when I ejaculated on my hand and tried to wash it off, I got scrambie eggs all over me.
by Thegohan December 10, 2010
by Jerold April 9, 2008
A common type of egg found on pavements, sidewalks or even known to appear spontaneously underneath your brand new footwear.
Dog eggs have many varieties, most a thin shelled and need only the slightest pressure for them to crack and smother your footwear in its yolk.
If a Dog Egg is found with used toilet paper nearby, it is either from a very well trained dog, or a gypsy egg.
Many favours, colours and levels of stink have been found. However, attempts to sit on and hatch the dog eggs have only ended in tears
HANDY TRIVIA!!! did you know white dog eggs used to be used by tanners to help make candles? Go get some matches!
Dog eggs have many varieties, most a thin shelled and need only the slightest pressure for them to crack and smother your footwear in its yolk.
If a Dog Egg is found with used toilet paper nearby, it is either from a very well trained dog, or a gypsy egg.
Many favours, colours and levels of stink have been found. However, attempts to sit on and hatch the dog eggs have only ended in tears
HANDY TRIVIA!!! did you know white dog eggs used to be used by tanners to help make candles? Go get some matches!
Look mommy! That dog is laying a huge egg on the grass, do you think the man with the lawnmower will notice?
John: Damn, we are out of eggs!
Tim: rover.....walkies!
Ok, when I said let's egg some cars....I didn't mean mine, or inside it, or with fresh dog eggs
John: Damn, we are out of eggs!
Tim: rover.....walkies!
Ok, when I said let's egg some cars....I didn't mean mine, or inside it, or with fresh dog eggs
by TheBadVoice February 1, 2011