EFS

a.k.a. - Extensive Flirting Syndrome

noun. a disease in which the sufferer experiences uncontrollable giggles and a plethora of positive behavior towards a particular target, usually of the opposite sex.

"My bestfriend is suffering from EFS."

by Dominooo May 8, 2006

effed in the a

A sign of a chump off. When you diss someone REALLY BAD!!! The example below is a true story.

Dude: "I thought you said I could have the seat."
Me: "I changed my mind."
Other Dude: "Dude, you just got effed in the a!"

by Jedi_Master August 6, 2008

effed

I am Effed, except no imitation.

Effed beyond recognition.

by Effed November 8, 2003

effed in the a

also, f'd in the a.

1) Expletive. 2) Office buzzword for "fucked in the ass" 3) Bad news. 4) I'm screwed. Used when you can't state the obvious around parents, cops, teachers, impressionable youth, co-workers or bosses.

See also -

SIMILAR:
- "Fuck, where are my keys?" or "f to the a, where are my keys?"

- "I got a ticket." "that's fucked up!" or "I got a ticket." "f that in the a".

DIFFERENT:
f in the a literally, a sex act.

Simon got effed in the a for a promotion again!

I can't call her back because my battery's dead. Basically, we're effed in the a.

by cookster February 10, 2008

effing

The edited version of the word "fucking." Spelled this way, it is incorrect. The letter "F" is not to be spelled out. See F'n or F'in for correct spelling.

I wish I could use the English language properly, but I keep misspelling a bunch of effing words. I'm effing stupid!

by I'm late for class March 31, 2004

effing

A new photo craze like planking or horsemanning, where two people form a capital F with their bodies. Person 1 sits on top of Person 2's shoulders with their legs and arms straight out in front of them.

Hey man, planking and horsemanning is so lame...wanna trying effing instead?

by Flansy September 12, 2011

effing

like saying f**king but more pg

he's so effing dumb

by jesse river ivy November 9, 2018