A "sparkly" vampire who soils the name of all the blood suckers in the world. he's only sparkly because he ate tinker-bell.
Edward Cullen:*belches* that was good what was that?
Peter Pan: You ate tink.....TINK TINK OH TINK WHY?
Edward: i'm a monster bella
Bella Swan: i don't care edward i love you. Oh please just make me yours
Jacob Blac: i'll love your child bella because you won't love me.
Peter Pan: You ate tink.....TINK TINK OH TINK WHY?
Edward: i'm a monster bella
Bella Swan: i don't care edward i love you. Oh please just make me yours
Jacob Blac: i'll love your child bella because you won't love me.
by Jadelan May 30, 2010
A fictional vampire from the Twlight series. He is apperantly "the perfect guy", so perfect in fact that all girls gain ridiculously high standards after reading about him.
Despite the fact that he is one - fictional, two - the living undead, and three - a creep that will watch girls sleep; girls still want him more and more.
He has the ability to fly, turn others into vampires, sparkle (gay), and apparently steal the girlfriend of a guy with the voted-on title "most amazing boyfriend"
Despite the fact that he is one - fictional, two - the living undead, and three - a creep that will watch girls sleep; girls still want him more and more.
He has the ability to fly, turn others into vampires, sparkle (gay), and apparently steal the girlfriend of a guy with the voted-on title "most amazing boyfriend"
Girl: Listen sweatheart, we need to break up.
Guy: Wait why? You just said that I was the most amazing boyfriend that you've ever had. Your friends even voted on it.
Girl: You are...
Guy: Then why do you want to break uo? Is there another guy?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: ...
Girl: You see, you're here *raises hand up to forehead-level* but, Edward Cullen is up here *raises other hand about 2 inches higher*.
Guy: ... Wait are you really dumping me because of a fictional vampire?
Girl: Yes...
Guy: Wait why? You just said that I was the most amazing boyfriend that you've ever had. Your friends even voted on it.
Girl: You are...
Guy: Then why do you want to break uo? Is there another guy?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: ...
Girl: You see, you're here *raises hand up to forehead-level* but, Edward Cullen is up here *raises other hand about 2 inches higher*.
Guy: ... Wait are you really dumping me because of a fictional vampire?
Girl: Yes...
by EdwardCullenMustDie December 16, 2009
A FICTIONAL character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. He is a vampire who does not feed off human blood and sparkles like a diamond in the sun.
His hobbies include watching his 100 year younger girlfriend sleep, watching said girl through others' minds, keeping his virginity, being over-protective, committing suicide and fighting with werewolves.
Many girls have fallen in love with Edward, for he seems to possess some of the best qualities in a man. Countless teenagers have broken up with their boyfriends for not "being more like Edward".
Edward is: a stalker, pedophile, abusive, creepy and really sketchy. But he's sexy, compassionate, intense, stubborn, gorgeous, intelligent, mature and undead.
His hobbies include watching his 100 year younger girlfriend sleep, watching said girl through others' minds, keeping his virginity, being over-protective, committing suicide and fighting with werewolves.
Many girls have fallen in love with Edward, for he seems to possess some of the best qualities in a man. Countless teenagers have broken up with their boyfriends for not "being more like Edward".
Edward is: a stalker, pedophile, abusive, creepy and really sketchy. But he's sexy, compassionate, intense, stubborn, gorgeous, intelligent, mature and undead.
by QuoteGirl December 29, 2010
An extremely attractive male vampire who can read peoples minds from the Twilight Saga. A series of movies between a vampire (Edward) and a human girl (Bella) who fall in love. In the movies Edward Cullen is played by Robert Pattinson.
by yesjustlikethefruit August 1, 2018
1. FICTIONAL character that ever girl just reaching the age of puberty fantasizes about.
2. often claimed to be the "perfect man" but let's face it, in real like he would be GAY! guys aren't that sensitive... seriously girls.
2. often claimed to be the "perfect man" but let's face it, in real like he would be GAY! guys aren't that sensitive... seriously girls.
Edward Cullen.
by alto2srock April 15, 2009
The seemingly perfect boyfriend that has carefully thought about killing you
numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low
self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it
doesn’t involve him.
numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low
self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it
doesn’t involve him.
When dating an Edward Cullen you won’t be able to
1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl
who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him
After dating an Edward Cullen you will
1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces
1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl
who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him
After dating an Edward Cullen you will
1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces
by twilightiscrap123 May 13, 2009
Edward Cullen is a weirdo, who is in fact ugly and will creep into your mom's bedroom, (and is sparkly).
by K-$&SS September 14, 2009