Edgy Wannabes 

Those kids (9-17) who pretend to be edgy and 'cool but they're really just brats who are annoying. They find the darkest things in their closet, put them on and say "OMG Imagine Dragons iz s0 amazing and edgyy". Some even steal their mom's makeup. They then go online and dress their avatar in dark things and get into other conversations.

Edgy Wannabes are so annoying.

Friend; "Dude did you see that kid who has the terrible makeup job and ripped up leggings that they cut holes in?"

Me: "Yeah, they're such an edgy wannabe, look at those goddamn staples bent into earmuffs!"

Friend: *Laughing*

Edgy wannabe: "yo sup you like imagine dragonssss."

Me: "...."

Friend: "we have somewhere to be...."

Edgy Wannabes by Beautiful Garbage January 4, 2018

Wannabe Edgy 

The kind of girls that have always been part of the 'popular group', that try and dress all edgy and gothic. But in reality have just wore black jeans and vans once and suddenly think they are the height of style or even goth . This species can mainly be found in shops such as primark new look while listening to the 1975, drake on loop.

" Wowwww I love your jacket where is it from?" "What even is thrasher?" * proceeds to duplicate your style music taste and pretend they're the first to wear a pair of vans**** These are popular girls who wannabe edgy

Wannabe Edgy by Fuckthissssssssss May 21, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016