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Ed Balls 

There's been a lot of junk going on with surveillance cameras in Britain, and now, they're penetrating it into the home. Ed Balls (yes, that's actually his name) is has unveiled a new package that would put cameras in the private rooms of "troubled" students. The whole idea of Ed Balls watching my every move really makes me testy. I can't believe they'll let a nut like Ed Balls just bulge into my privacy! This is a violation of civil liberties and he deserves to be sacked immediately. He's teabagging our freedom!
Ed Balls proposed a new program that places CCTV cameras in military barracks. He wants to keep an eye on his privates.
Ed Balls by smugslug August 6, 2009

Ed Balls 

British Labour (Co-Operative) MP, currently holds the office of Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families (which used to have the concise title of Department of Education). It's a mystery how somone called Balls could get so far in politics.
Children's Secretary Ed Balls today announced plans to improve the quality of education for young offenders in custody.
Ed Balls by ManofG December 28, 2007
when someone is acting retarded when its so simple
"Click the login button"
"Where?"
"U fucking ed ball"
ed ball by ew6 March 17, 2023

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026