The brutally practical application of geology to personal finance, specifically the art of buying, selling, and occasionally panicking over rocks that rich people think will hold their value better than the dollar. It’s the study of the global market forces, supply manipulations, and hype-driven demand that turns colored stones into alternative investments. It involves knowing that while a diamond may be forever, its resale value is often only for a weekend. It’s the field for those who believe their retirement plan is best secured in a safety deposit box rather than a 401(k).
*Example: "Dave ignored the housing bubble and put his life savings into a sack of raw emeralds from a sketchy website, fully believing in the principles of economic gemology. He's now living in a van down by the river, trying to trade a 2-carat rock for a sandwich."*
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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