Eating House 

The superior alternative to sororities. Rather than having to suck up to the members, they have to suck up to you so you'll elect to join their house.

Also known as "eating club."

Can be found at Davidson College (Rusk, Warner, Turner, Connor), Princeton University, etc.

Person 1: Do you think you're going to join an Eating House?
Person 2: Most definitely! But I can't decide between Turner and Rusk....

Eating House by AMPhillips January 1, 2009

to risk eating the horse's sperm 

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).

Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."

to risk eating the horse's sperm by Clintacus February 7, 2010

Toothless horse eating an apple 

The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.

Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.

Toothless horse eating an apple by Eleven Tails December 19, 2019

horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

horse eating oats by woody February 11, 2004