eat a dick 

a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack

John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup
Melissa: Eat a dick

eat a dick by halfjap November 3, 2005

Eat a dick 

A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.

Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*

Eat a dick by jbwilliams4 August 24, 2009

eat a dick 

the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown

also can be used to reject somenoe

lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you

alison: eat a dick

mikey: oi your a shit cunt
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: is that all you've got?
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick

eat a dick by nevetSteven January 8, 2011

Eat a dick 

A phrase used at someone who has made you angry

Dude, no one cares about your Sea Monkeys, eat a dick.

Eat a dick by BobbyMiller January 30, 2003

Eat a Dick 

An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly.

AKA: Go fuck yourself!

My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"

Eat a Dick by Will I AM 5 April 25, 2009

eat a dick 

a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual.

Bill pushes Tom.
Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick".
Bill looks hurt and bewildered.

eat a dick by Stacky August 27, 2003

Eat a dick 

Put that shit all up in your mouth, and enjoy it

Hey, eat a dick

Eat a dick by Makingshitup69 June 5, 2018