East Wood

East Wood is a black hood in East Fort Worth,Texas also known as Funky Town and the Murder Worth. This hood contain mostly crips, but a large number of bloods because of its close ties and proximity with a another nortorious hood in the Funk Stop Six. During the 90's this black community along with Stop 6 saw numerous numbers of young black men loose there lives to gang violence. A large number of these deaths occured on Miller AVE. and Little John. The people of East Wood for the most part are proud of there community. Often reffering to it as East Wood, Texas.

East Wood is one of the most nortoroius hoods in the Funk and don't like to be disrespected by anyone including any other hoods in Fort Worth and Dallas. If ya come to the Funk u will probably here some body say "East Wood on mines".

by Jason Taylor 817 November 17, 2007

Clint Eastwood

Noun: A person who is grumpy, intolerant and slightly racist. Often uses racial and ethnic slurs when talking to or about other people, in a derogatory and affectionate way.

Very abrasive.

Will make absurd comments just for the hell of it.

"My dad is such a Clint Eastood. He keeps calling the Asian family next door gooks and keeps calling the homeless guy on the corner a no good freeloading son of a bitch."

"He won. Get over it and quit being such a Clint Eastwood."

by MrDude1986 January 23, 2013

Clint Eastwood

Along with being an amazing actor, he's also a Libertarian.

"I mean, I've always been a Libertarian. Leave everybody alone. Let everybody else do what they want. Just stay out of everybody else's hair." - Clint Eastwood

by Dancing with Fire January 4, 2013

Clint Eastwood

To call someone or something Clint Eastwood is the greatest compliment anyone can get.

"Wow, that was Clint Eastwood, you punting those terminally ill kids off a bridge."

by Urban Dictionary January 21, 2006

eastwooding

The act of speaking to an empty chair. Made famous by Clint Eastwood, speaking to an invisible President Obama in an empty chair at the 2012 Republican National Convention.

Some guy: Dude, are you talking to yourself?
Me: No, I'm eastwooding the sofa!

by I am Chuck f*#)# Norris! August 31, 2012

Clit Eastwood

"Clit Eastwood" is a term I use to describe badass female police officers who feel they have to "take control" of a nonexistant situation.

Clit Eastwood keeps her hand on her sidearm while breaking my stones about my dirty license plate.

by Overdrive December 28, 2005

Clint Eastwood

While having sex, you stop and say to the woman; "You have to ask yourself one question. 'Do i feel lucky?'" Then you proceed to bust a load on the woman, either blinding or straight up killing her, then bend forward and blow the extra semen off your weiner like smoke out of the barrel of a pistol. Then walk slowly off into the sunset.

There has only been one recorded case of someone administering a Clint Eastwood. It was Clint Eastwood himself. He was good, she was bad, and it was ugly.

by Crazy Samost January 21, 2009