East Wood is a black hood in East Fort Worth,Texas also known as Funky Town and the Murder Worth. This hood contain mostly crips, but a large number of bloods because of its close ties and proximity with a another nortorious hood in the Funk Stop Six. During the 90's this black community along with Stop 6 saw numerous numbers of young black men loose there lives to gang violence. A large number of these deaths occured on Miller AVE. and Little John. The people of East Wood for the most part are proud of there community. Often reffering to it as East Wood, Texas.

a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass

Eastwood = bigest chinese population outside of China. Often reffered to as "E-woo", similar to the closely located "E-ping"

A woman with a dirty, hairy vagina.

Named after Clint Eastwood who played the role of Dirty Harry.

Eastwooding involves posting a picture online of yourself talking to an empty chair.

Clint Eastwood opened up for Mitt Romney Thursday night at the Republican National Convention, in a rambling, off-the-teleprompter speech that at one point had him addressing President Barack Obama -- well, an invisible Obama represented by a chair on stage.

The Internet saw Eastwood speaking to an empty chair and responded -- and thus, Eastwooding was born

A small place in Essex.
Near to Leigh, Southend, Rayleigh, Billericay, Shoebury, Thorpe Bay, Basildon, Hockley, Rochford etc.
Basically, Eastwood is the most amazing place ever, we're in the middle of everything and you wish you were from Eastwood!:)

v. Eastwood: To sternly chastise an empty chair in a vaguely befuddled manner.
n. Eastwooding

Made popular by the actor Clint Eastwood at the Republican National Convention 2012