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Earth Rebalance

A political and ecological doctrine advocating the deliberate reduction of human population and industrial footprint on Earth to allow natural systems to recover. It includes rewilding, degrowth, and the relocation of heavy industry off‑planet. Earth Rebalance does not necessarily require human extinction—only that humans learn to live lightly in designated zones, while the rest of the planet becomes a restored wilderness. Critics call it eco‑authoritarianism; supporters call it realism.
Earth Rebalance Example: “The Earth Rebalance plan proposed moving all heavy manufacturing to orbital stations. ‘The planet needs a break,’ the advocate said. ‘Let’s give it one.’”
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Earth Rebalance Cosmic Escapism

A variant that argues leaving Earth is necessary to rebalance its ecosystems. Human presence, even with green technology, inevitably degrades nature. The only solution is to depart, allowing the planet to rewild without us. Adherents support a gradual, planned exodus over centuries, leaving behind automated systems to monitor and assist ecological recovery. It’s cosmic escapism as apology.
Earth Rebalance Cosmic Escapism Example: “The Earth Rebalance cosmic escapist drafted a timeline: 200 years for human evacuation, then 10,000 years for forests to reclaim the ruins. ‘We owe her that much,’ she said.”

Earth Rebalancism

The ideological movement behind Earth Rebalance, encompassing policies, aesthetics, and ethics. Earth Rebalancism rejects both naive sustainability (which tries to maintain the status quo) and nihilist escapism (which abandons Earth). It promotes a managed decline of human impact, coupled with a managed expansion into space, all guided by ecological science and democratic consent. Its symbol is a phoenix rising from a forest fire—destruction followed by renewal.
Example: “Earth Rebalancism isn’t about hating humanity, it’s about loving the planet enough to step back. We’ll still be here—just less, and better.”

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026