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Earth Rebalance

A political and ecological doctrine advocating the deliberate reduction of human population and industrial footprint on Earth to allow natural systems to recover. It includes rewilding, degrowth, and the relocation of heavy industry off‑planet. Earth Rebalance does not necessarily require human extinction—only that humans learn to live lightly in designated zones, while the rest of the planet becomes a restored wilderness. Critics call it eco‑authoritarianism; supporters call it realism.
Earth Rebalance Example: “The Earth Rebalance plan proposed moving all heavy manufacturing to orbital stations. ‘The planet needs a break,’ the advocate said. ‘Let’s give it one.’”
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Earth Rebalance Cosmic Escapism

A variant that argues leaving Earth is necessary to rebalance its ecosystems. Human presence, even with green technology, inevitably degrades nature. The only solution is to depart, allowing the planet to rewild without us. Adherents support a gradual, planned exodus over centuries, leaving behind automated systems to monitor and assist ecological recovery. It’s cosmic escapism as apology.
Earth Rebalance Cosmic Escapism Example: “The Earth Rebalance cosmic escapist drafted a timeline: 200 years for human evacuation, then 10,000 years for forests to reclaim the ruins. ‘We owe her that much,’ she said.”

Earth Rebalancism

The ideological movement behind Earth Rebalance, encompassing policies, aesthetics, and ethics. Earth Rebalancism rejects both naive sustainability (which tries to maintain the status quo) and nihilist escapism (which abandons Earth). It promotes a managed decline of human impact, coupled with a managed expansion into space, all guided by ecological science and democratic consent. Its symbol is a phoenix rising from a forest fire—destruction followed by renewal.
Example: “Earth Rebalancism isn’t about hating humanity, it’s about loving the planet enough to step back. We’ll still be here—just less, and better.”

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026