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A planet-shaped insane asylum, containing mostly insects.
"We're back on Earth. Time to take some Prozac!"
by Ludd February 25, 2015
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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A large planet in danger of being destroyed by the Vogans to make way for a new hyperspace by-pass. For other extraterrestrial beings, Earth appears to be in the way and they often land here by accident. Also called E-are-th like in the movie Lilo and Stitch.
Gallaxhar (Monsters vs. Aliens): "Earthlings: I come in peace! I mean you no harm! However, most of you won't survive the next 24 hours. You should in no way take any of this personally; it's just business. So, just a recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die."
by YourFavoriteYorkies August 27, 2009
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The first element used to summon Captain Planet!
EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!

Go planet

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
by Captain Planet Summoner January 27, 2005
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A moderately nice place until humans came along and fucked it with McDonalds and fecal matter
The Earth is good, but it spawned evil
by Idonthaveone June 21, 2012
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