Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.

EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...

by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

ear cum

A very nice piece of music that almost makes your ears cum.

"Hey, that last Crystal Castles album is pure ear cum!"

by twoeazy November 7, 2012

ear cum

That fowl smelling wet substance that stays on your earring post after removing from one’s ears. A distinctly fowl human smell, some find themselves oddly compelled to keep smelling the residue because of its unique stench

“Immediately after picking up my earring off the ground, Taekia said she hoped she hadn’t any ear cum on her fingers”

by Dottie Demento May 29, 2007

cum ear

cum on a object and someone puts it to their ear...then yell cum ear (come here)

hey you cum ear

by boofany August 8, 2008