Ear cum

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Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.

EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...

Ear cum by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

Words you can keep

ear cum

A very nice piece of music that almost makes your ears cum.

"Hey, that last Crystal Castles album is pure ear cum!"

ear cum by twoeazy November 7, 2012

Related Words

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ear cum

That fowl smelling wet substance that stays on your earring post after removing from one’s ears. A distinctly fowl human smell, some find themselves oddly compelled to keep smelling the residue because of its unique stench

“Immediately after picking up my earring off the ground, Taekia said she hoped she hadn’t any ear cum on her fingers”

ear cum by Dottie Demento May 29, 2007

cum ear

cum on a object and someone puts it to their ear...then yell cum ear (come here)

hey you cum ear

cum ear by boofany August 8, 2008

Soap cum in my ear

When you get out of the shower after forgetting to rinse your ears hence leaving the “soap cum” in your ear

Alex: “bro i’ll be right back I got soap cum in my ear”

David: “ah bro that sucks”

Soap cum in my ear by JonTronShow Official May 3, 2022

cummers ear

sticking a man's penis into a woman's ear, and ejaculating into it. usually performed by asians.

Damn, I couldn't hear for a week after Johnny gave me cummers ear !

cummers ear by yodaddyBITCH August 3, 2008

earcum

When a track is so juicy that it makes your ear cum

Aaron: Did you listen to the new $uicideBoy$ Track
Chris: Yes, Ruby's Part is earcum

earcum by bmby July 1, 2021

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026