To ram your penis in your partners ear over and over until you break through to the other side.
Man i gotta get surgery from getting eardrummed to hard, there was blood everywhere. He is the Eardrummer master!
Oh fuck man I was eardrumming my boyfriend last night after we just did a load of pcp, i got a little out of hand and now i'm being sued. Fuck who invented the eardrummer?!?!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'