Now come on guys, only 7 entries to define the Common Market?
The 'union' is purely a business thing in order to sell stuff more easily. If anyone thinks it is anything other than an extension of ronald mcdonald type hegemony then you need to watch a lot more Simpsons, South Park and Steve Bell.
My grandchild has a a portuguese mother, an english father and she was born in france. Eventually the portuguese authorities will give her a passport but this will take up to four months. Meantime she cannot travel and we cannot see her. So where is the 'european union' in that? I have to say that the quicker this charade called 'democracy', with which the rich and powerful dazzle us, is exposed as a money making lie, the better.
by starfish steve March 21, 2007
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To quote a Star Wars character, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Originally designed to unite Europe, this organisation has mutated into a corrupt gang of power-hungry, democracy-hating con-artists who want to live like princes and be accountable to no-one. They employ people like Lord Neil Kinnock (so-called socialist who lost two elections in a row), and Norman Lamont (useless chancellor who sunk the UK into recession). Now they have complete control over the UK (thanks to our treacherous selfish government who know a gravy train when they see one) they'll be accomplishing what a certain Austrian painter set out to do seventy years ago.
Hitler: "Damn and blast! Why didn't I just wait until the forming of the European Union! I could be ruling england and all of Europe by now!"
by Stormsworder August 27, 2008
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The heavily euphamistic name for what is actually the "Greater European Reich".
Adolf Hitler's dream of Europe, dictated to from Berlin, which came into its current form following the 1993 surrender of fourteen states, as signed at Maastricht. Now further countries are being added through invasion. The victorious master race lives on! Heil Hitler!
The EU controls nearly every aspect of UK law, from food production to VAT. It has laws that so far have seen several journalists and EU civil servants prosecuted and jailed, merely because they tried to defend their right to freedom of speech. This is in fact now only a "temporary privilige" that can be removed at any time, for any reason. They have also placed one EU civil servant under house arrest after she exposed the EU accounting fraud scams.(See Maastrich Treaty for details).
by gremlin February 23, 2005
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When you have sex, specifically, with someone from Europe. Similar to Uniting Nations.
Example 1

Guy 1: Dude, I banged that Slovakian chick last night.
Guy 2: European Union, man!
Guy 3: That's what I'm talking about!

Example 2

Jimmy totally had sex with a hot chick from Spain. It was an epic European Union.
by ChargeitUp August 28, 2013
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Successfully bang a person from the opposite sex from each country in the EU.
Bro after fucking that chick from Malta I only have Slovakia and Luxembourg to close out the European Union Challenge.
by McPick_Inc December 25, 2016
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