Elo Saplan

A rubber.

Bob: Hey Drew, I'm about to raw dog my girl.
Drew: Nice! You got an Elo Saplan?
Bob: You betcha.

by JessicaMartinez January 3, 2019

Elosexual

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

by chess12345 June 21, 2019

eloski

An eloski is the soulmate of a maeski. The two were meant for each other and are not complete without one another.

“omg did you eloski and maeski?! they’re so cute together!!”

by Definitely Not Eloski November 23, 2021

elostic

reaching the highest state of legitimacy, to be more legit than the rest

Jim is so elostic that he slept with a latino hooker and didn't miss the football game.

by Jimbo Dean October 14, 2006

eloser

Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.

Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

- or -

I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.

by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010

Elosanta

Best Karthus main in history. Very famous for his big MUSCLES and his large consume of energy drinks. Gives people tips for their lifes. He has also very envolved humour. Famous as "The Rock" of LoL

I played like Elosanta.
Woah! You look so good! Just like Elosanta!
You played that Elosanta!

by Elosantas slave August 2, 2022

IF YOU ARE HERE ELOSANTA

A sound played when someone subscribes to Tinder famous, multi-millionaire Twitch streamer "elosanta"

IF YOU ARE HERE ELOSANTA I WILL MAKE SURE YOU PERMABANNED!

by DrututtsLittleKitten' September 27, 2022